The Zen Master’s words “It is time for us to do what we have been doing… and that time is everyday.” ring more true than ever with the state of the world.
These words were profound when they were first chanted by Zen Master ‘Who Cluck Chicken’ from his peaceful gardens in Compton, California.
What is a zen master? It is someone who teaches Buddhist meditation and practices, usually implying longtime study and subsequent authorization to teach and transmit the tradition themselves.
These magnificent words are so obvious and tranquil that they were expressed by Vice President Camel La Harris. The world stood in wonder from her statement. Astounded by the clarity and zen-like truth of the words.
“It’s like a meta-physical dog chasing it’s cosmic tail” commented the Zen Master ‘Who Cluck Chicken’ . “I have stated this publicly many times. It has appeared on the items in our Zen online store and it was the title of my first best selling book. I’m sure that given a chance, the Vice President would have extended the credit of the statement was from my works.”
He continued “The universe must have said it first. At least in all of our conscience minds from time to time. Besides, I own nothing other than these sandals and this worn robe. I can not, therefore, claim to own the idea or the spoken comments.” He turned and resumed raking his garden around his stack of flat rocks.
“Good morning… Mr…uhhh… Chicken. What brings you in today?” questioned the ‘on call’ doctor .
“Well Doc,” Chainsaw began to speak as he rested on the paper covered exam table. “It’s like this. For the last several days I have been feeling like my gizzard in out of whack. It’s not working as it should.”
“Gizzard!” exclaimed the doctor. “Your gizzard has been troubling you?”
“Oh yes, Doc!” proclaimed Chainsaw. Think you might have some notion of what might be going on with me?”
The doctor starred at Chainsaw for an extra moment , took a deep breath as if he was tired and needed a boost of energy, then began. “As I see it you have a few other issues going on besides your gizzard.”
He continued. “How long have you been feeling… uhhhh… thinking…. uhhhh… that you are a chicken?
Puzzled, Chainsaw calmly addressed the doctors curious question. “As long as I can remember, Doc. You’ve never treated me. Do you know Dr. DeBakie Chicken? He’s my usual ...
That’s right folks! This is the 500th posting on our site. These 500 postings go all the way back to 2015.
Back then, we used to post short captions like you would see on a comics page in the paper but I decided to gravitate to a long format in order to allow more of the preface and story to be told.
In a unexpected mysterious event, President Joe Biden’s Colonoscopy video was leaked today.
Rumor has it that it this my have come from the Vice President’s office in retaliation to the negative press leaked to CNN regarding the feud between the two office holders may be having.
While recording the video procedure is nothing new, it is still a question of how it fell into someone’s hands outside of the President’s staff.
A publicity photo was also released at the same time of Doctor DeBakie Chicken , who is seen here posing before the procedure is started.
Here at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd we do not shy away from showing this news video. Other news and opinion sites my hide this but we won’t do that.
This video even recorded the operating room music Dr. DeBakie Chicken prefers to listen to during procedures. This surprising video goes to ‘great depths’ looking for problems. See if you can see that last ice cream cone he had before the ‘clean out’.